So, here I am trying to figure out my life and my purpose and I decided that I wanted to be artsy. Not craftsy. Just artsy. So I decided to start a line of jewlery. This line of jewlery will be handsculpted and of the finest quality. I started with these roses.
Oh, how lovely. Yes, I will stick with this line of refinement. I won't slip back into my craftsy ways. Not everything has to be funny.
'Cept pop tarts are funny. BUT cute and sweet too.
Ahhh and whoopie pies!!
No, no, no! Stop it. (giggle-giggle) How about roasted chickens!
OR steaks! BAH! hehehehehehe
SAUSAGE LINKS! DANGILY SAUSAGE LINK EARRINGS!
No wait. That's not classy. Are peas classy? Yes, I'm pretty sure they are.
Oh and toast is classy. Well what do they give at the beginning of classy parties? Yeah, that's right. Toast(s).
Though I'd prefer Doritos.
Ummm. Ok. I give up. I ain't got no class. Do you?
**Note: All of these classic pieces are available on my Etsy page. They're wicked nice...and classy.
Smiles from the farm,